Can't swim

I don't even know how to sum up the events since the past post... so the highlights, then maybe some details

Watched students take tests for two long boring weeks in which I read the entire harry potter series, still not impressed...
Said goodbye to my best friends in India for the first time
Got on a bus for Chennai where I had a wild pool party with people from around the world at a mansion on the beach
Ate wonderful pancakes and fish in Mamallapuram and wandered empty streets and empty beaches on foot
7 hour busride back from Chennai, chilled around Bangalore for 12 hours, then 17 hours on a bus to Goa, baneful roads
Knowing noone, without my guidebook, somehow managed to find the cheapest place to stay, Villa Fatima, as well as finding out the prices more than quadruple during the high season starting on Monday
Visited a massive beach flea market where everything seemed to be 50 rupees
Met my friends who trekked it through the rain to make it into the hotel when they should have taken a rickshaw
Saved a drowned Indian man's life using a garbled version of CPR
Finally set my poi spinners on fire and only hit myself a couple times
Ate delicious food until a fish poisoned me and put me on my ass for a day
Barely made three buses from hell for 2 hours (still sick), a train for 15 hours (from hell), and a couple more buses 1-2 hours into bangalore, so cramped and contorted sleeping on the floor
Saying goodbye to my friends again, but I found a great (superexpensive) Italian restaurant that I've passed almost everyday for the past four months

Details to come late...