Celebrity

Its unfortunate when you can't find a copy of the national newspaper prominently displaying you under the title "The Party Never Stops," but when you are travelling 13 hours in the direction of the middle of nowhere, basic services like street signs, sanitation, lighting... etc, are hard to come by, much less the more advanced civilization traits of being able to find a current copy of a newspaper. But regardless, I have found the copy, and there I am, on Page 3 (the celebrity page), with a few of my good friends, filling up a good portion of the newsprint, and far larger than the more obscure former Miss India, or Pop Star Deep "insert indian word". I must say, its nice knowing you have notoriety no matter what country you go to... Unfortunately, it seems not only debutantes, but children, children's parents, teachers, principals, principal's wives, and busboys also read this section of the newspaper, so when I was bombarded by comments regarding my expose, I was slightly baffled, until I read the story and its portrayal of the people who never really stop partying, even in the middle of the week. Then I began to get worried...